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Why house is always better than other places

Casa Subang is the place where i stay while studying at Subang.

For your info, Casa Subang means Castle Subang (Subang Castle) in English.

It is a two towers building and each floor consists of 25 floors.

The only floor that cannot be occupied by human is the Tower A 11th floor. It is always empty, always quiet and always mysterious.

The best part is although we know that 11th floor is not meant for us, we still have to pass through it sometimes (of course this is the last resort). Why? This tower only has 4 lifts. And sometimes (is most of the time) only 2 or 3 can operate at the same time. Why again? The lift is made in either Malaysia or China. The lift is always jammed and stucked. I experienced it 2 times. And i can tell you it is irritating and annoying when u get stuck in the lift and the only voice other than your friends' voices are from security guard that talking "unidentified" human languages. Until know i still don't understand what the guard is talking. Maybe is english, but i can't understand. Maybe it is malay. But still, even malay people can't understand it neither. Conclusion : He is talking some kind of languages that nobody can understand. But i know he is trying to comfort us.....still, i think it is the other way round.

Ok, other than the creepy 11th floor and hardworking, high efficient lifts, there are much more things to cherish here. Especially the shops at the 1st floor.

1st floor was some kind of paradise for me for the first weeks (before jpa and mara scholars disturb the equilibrium system here). It has restaurants (first week only got 2, but now have 4 restaurants plus 1 tidbits shop), used to have covenience shop, a hairstyle saloon (this is what they state on their door, but my friends said the things they know how to do is potong botak, potong beckham; beckham last time hairstyle was botak also) and a super-ultra-mega expensive but high efficiency laundry. RM2.20 per kg, is this cheap? For kuantan citizen like me, it is very expensive.......

Now is the guardhouse. Inside guardhouse usually have 2 or 3 guards. 1 playing pinball infront of the computer screen, another 1 playing Solitaire beside him and another 1 "guarding". How a guard carries his duty? First, he will put people into 2 groups. 1 group is male, another group is female. When a male want to cross an obstacle(the metal "roundabouts") without touching the access card on a sensor, the guard will sing a song for u. Some of you might think how people can pass through that obstacle without using the access card. The fact is that metal "roundabouts" is malfunction. U can get through it by applying a small force on it.

So, who is bother to show off your access card when you are on a rush to go college??? But, there is a guard. Yes, guys have to do this only, The girls? They just have to smile to the guard and tell them "sorry sir, i forgot to bring my access card down" and the naive guard will believe them 101%. The question is, we need access card to go up or down when using the lift. The lift is equipped with sensor that require us to flash our access card on the sensor in order to go to the destined floor.

Question arises here. If she were forget to bring her card down, how she come down from her room???? Walk down? With the beautiful and just put up make up on her face and no-sweat on her......the only thing i can say is

Tuan, kamu ni memang bagus orangnya. Perempuan tak de kad, u tolong mereka. Bagus!
And now is my room. My room is a very nice room actually. But here is malaysia. Built by malaysian developer. They build nice to see building only. In fact, Casa Subang is....
Exterior is superior, interior is inferior


I moved into here on the end of June. Now is the end of November. Just 5 months have gone. But our unit have experienced short circuit, suddenly blackouts, disturbed water supply, lousy water heater with inconsistent water pressure and temperature, made in malaysia toilet (we have to manually stop the water flowing after we flushed the toilet)..................

And the worst case is>>>>>>>>the Bostwanian here loves to sing song after 12am. I don't know why? Why can't they either sleep or watch porn or make love in their rooms??? It is better than singing out of tone song.

My unit has a very bad relationships with the neighbours opposite us. Not only my unit, all the petronas scholars staying at 17th floor hate them. They are konon-konon scholars too, but they have extra abilities. They know how to smoke, make noise and eat chewing gums. I hate smokers just like how mahathir hates pak lah. And chewing gum part: i don't know which school they studied last time, but i bet their religious teacher never teach them how to differentiate dustbin and door. They tends to throw their chewing gum by sticking it to our door. Very civilised, right? And last time they always act like a "man". They love to turn off our water supply (the main switch is at the corridor). They think they are clever but we are bit clever than them. They always did it after they taking dinner (maybe their brain cells are digested too). And we as civilised people, we did it before we take off to college. We wake up early than them because their class later than us. We just have to gently switch off their water supply every morning. And problem they encounter after that is they have to go out with naked body and stand the creeping morning breeze in order to turn the water on again to take bath.

Thanks to the people i mentioned above, i found casa subang is a nice place to stay. Full of emotions, full of nurses XD (segi nurses staying here too ^-^), energitic and a great place to develop our patienceness.

Anyone interested in staying Casa Subang??

Please contact address below>>>>>


This is my access card. Remember send your mail to :

GROUND FLOOOR not Ground Floor. If not, the clever guard will throw your mail away because you suspect and try to correct their spelling ability. One more point is, i am staying at A-17-05. Thanks!! Have a great day!!! :)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lolz.....so dam funny la...haha u so dispice those botswania ke???...haha well it was a master piece blog from u...nice 1!!!100%

Boon said...

lol, i was crapping all the way while typing this post. Lol!! Thanks!! Your 1 also not bad. So poetic.....