This is what we call "Mentally Exhausted"

After almost a month, i am back! But this time my return is not followed by a "cheerful" bang, it is rather tiring one. Now is 4.05pm, half an hour ago, i was sitting in the exam hall (actually is just a class)......what subject??? What else????

Yes.....further mathematics.



The amazing facts:

1. exam starts at 12.30pm. Ok, simple maths>>>>>what's the duration from 12.30pm to 3.30pm??? If you answer 3 hours......beep!!! You're wrong. The actual answer is 10800 seconds!!!
   
2. there are only 11 questions
3. questions i have confidence in scoring full marks? not even more than half.
   
4. how many pens i have used up? 1 only la!! haha
5. how many papers (including kertas conteng.....)? more than 10 pieces, not 10 pages.....actually is uncountable because some i just scrabbled it and threw away.
6. how many brain cells have been sacrificed......ask God!!!!

Last time, in my dictionary, the term "tired" only refers to physically tired. This kind of tired is caused by extensive exercise, improper exercise or "too-exciting" exercise (are you thinking other stuff that can only do at night? yes, it is!!! that is shouting for Liverpool every saturday night!!!!) :P

Now, my dictionary can publish its 19th editions (i always doubt this....every year Oxford produces new version of dictionary. Does it because of only this year they realised that Takeshi Kaneshiro's real name is Chan B**n H**e, that's why they publish new version this year???). (Back to the main topic). In my latest version of dictionary, tired also can refers to mentally tired (or exhausted!!!!). Definition: Symptom develops when sitting on a same chair for 3 hours and in this 3 hours by staring only at 4 printed pages, a human has to figure out more than 10 pages of solutions!!!!.


Yupe, just like this. But of course my head is not Doraemon's head.....


Yes!!! Expect this definition to be coped into Oxford Dictionary and makes 10 millions copies per year!!! Don't worry, anyone can use this definition because it is not invented by me. The actual inventor died 10 seconds after f****er ma**s exam because of mentally exhaustion. Pity him, if he is still alive, he might have the chance to see his own creation to be taught in Fur**er Ma**s first chapter>>>>"Study at your own risk!!!" So, don't give me the credit, i am still alive because i miss Bah Kuh Teh in Kuantan (yummy!!!)



Anyway, i feel awkward today. I supposed to be emo now......I did badly in my exam and it is a big doubtful whether i can even pass!!!! Honestly, this is far more worse than my 1st semester exam. Haiz.....what to do....no Bah Kuh Teh eat here. Luckily i didnt go vege.....or else....i dont think i am able to walk out from the class room after the test.

Hmm, i think the only reason is that the girl sitting beside me now look "weeweewit!!!!" She is wearing mask.....i wonder how she actually look like......

Ok, to punish me for doing so badly in my exam. I shall sit beside her and try my best not to look at her for more than 1 second (haha, that's mean i can look at her for 0.9 second for every 1 second which means than i can see her approximately 54 seconds for a minute!!!!)

Furt**r m***s rockz!!!!

The future of die-hard fur**er ma**s fans:

1. mad scientist
2. violence scientist
3. scientist who loves to smell "perfume" (ei~~~~PE11 are full of this kind of scientist....only difference is we are forced to smell it......)