IELTS=Irritating english lesson to scholars

Yesterday, i started my IELTS workshop. What's my feeling? No feeling actually..........but bit unhappy coz have to wake up early.

My workshop started at 8.30am. And this is Subang. And i staying behind Summit. The road all the way from Summit to Taylor's is very very jammed. Plus kebanggaan malaysia-----public transport is a very special stuff. U always have to play hide and seek with them. U think they will come at 8am. They either come at 7.58am or 8.20am. If u go to bus station at 8am, u probably will miss the bus because while u still on the way to bus station, u can see the bus is stopping there and u try to run and hope u can catch up the bus and at the same waive your hand and shout like orang gila lari dari tanjung rambutan. But, experience tells me, by the time u arrive there, the bus already sped off. (i wonder the bus driver is blind or he purposely did so so he can see my frustrated expression >.< )

Luckily, yesterday everything is as smooth as silk. No traffic jam, no reckless bus driver, no long time of waiting and the good thing is the bas mini i aboard was air-conditioned!!!!

Ok, all these are not important. Important thing is after this.

IELTS workshop was conducted by a Master of English--------Kumar Nair.

His english very very extremly excellent and perfect. Luckily he doesn't have the essence of British, or else i have to endure the worst time of my life.

Actually he didn't teach much about English. Maybe because of first lesson, he explained what is IELTS, which part we must score, which part is the toughest, which part is very easy to lose marks, how to cheat by giving ambigous answer..............the lists go on............obviously he is a very experience lecturer.

I enjoyed his class until he started teaching formally. Before this, i was keep laughing because of his jokes. Some are lame but it makes sense XD

Such as:-
acronymys:
Maths students love to KISS-----keep it short and simple
We must make LOVE----listen, observe, verify, encounter----to succeed in our life
We must have HAIR----helicopter view, analytical, initiative, research oriented----in order to have great success in our future
WIFE stands for wife is for enjoyment

These jokes quite lame actually. The best jokes in his class that successfully made the class broke into laughter (except a Korean girl coz she doesnt know what he was talking about).

It started like this:
During economic crisis in 1998, Mahathir trying very hard to solve the financial problem in Malaysia. He has no more idea so he goes for bomoh----the last resort for all malaysians if the problems can't be solved.
Mahathir :Bomoh oh bomoh!!! I need your help!!!!! You must help me to overcome this financial crisis............i still want to earn somemore.................(sob sob)
Bomoh : Calm down, boy. I can help you. I know how to solve this problem. You must kill 2 persons in order to overcome this problem.
Mahathir :Why??? I am not Najib. I am not as mean and cold-blooded as him. But I will do that if you can explain to me the reasons behind it.
Bomoh :First person u must kill is ANWAR!
Mahathir :Why?????? (he asked curiously but can see a sense of happiness on his face)
Bomoh : Anwar stands for A Nation Without Any Ringgit
Mahathir : True!! True!!! (he looked happier now) Who's the second one?
Bomoh : Soros.
Mahathir : Because he is playing the financial system in the world????? (asked curiously)
Bomoh : No, bodoh!! Because Soros means Speculate On Ringgit or Stock!!!! (shaking his head coz he can't believe Mahathir is a slow learner)
Mahathir: Why i have to kill them??? Can i ask other people from Special Action Force to do it???
Bomoh : No, your idiot!!!!
Mahathir: Hey, i had had enough of u. You better explain this!!!! (old man becomes red-faced now)
Bomoh : OK, OK. U must listen carefully.
Mahathir: Ok, ok...................
The bomoh house becomes totally silence.....................
He swallows his saliva. And put his mouth near to Mahathir's left ear.
He whispers.............
Bomoh : Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Have It Repeated....................

The end...........................