I wanted to go somewhere to buy card reader (as i was promised to all my reader) and coincidentally my friends wanted to go MidValley and they didn't know the way to go there. Haha, so i have to lead them ^-^
We ran down from Casa Subang (of course using lift) and sprint to Summit and dangerously jumped to the head-over bridge and dived into a bus that about to take off (luckily? i change my mind after on board that bus). All this happened in 10 minutes. Fast huh?
And the bus even more syiok......
This is how the bus looks like >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
(this is for decorative purposes only, this is not the bus involved in pretending Michael Shu...ma....de)We on board the bus on 2pm (for example). We were so happy because firstly we were so lucky to on board the bus on time and also very luckily the bus was not very crowded(still we have to stand up, but insya-allah it was not packed like sardines)
The journey began. At first the driver still obey the road rules. Everything went smoothly. Passenger was happy. The driver was relaxing. Still, he was speeding (which driver in kl never speed while driving). And still, the bus looked like a bus (????? you will know why later)
Until...............we reached a roundabout that was totally jammed. It was so jammed. And i believe that a normal driver with IQ and EQ over 90 would choose to wait, break and put "N" gear (i am auto-car driver) while waiting.
This driver, i dont know where he get his license, he chose to horn, press the accelerate pedal, kept pushing the lorry (!!!!!! lorry u know!!!!!!) infront to move. Inches by inches. He seem like never read newspaper or listen to the radio. He thought that petrol price was still under rm2.00.
Why i said that??? Because he kept pushing the lorry driver infront.How he pushed??? By pressing the accelerate pedal n suddenly press break pedal. This was totally insane!!! Anyone doesnt know what is inertia?? The suddenly accelate and suddenly decelerate made us like sitting in a ship. And it was not Titanic ship, it was sampan!!!! Worse than riding a horse....
Not only this. While we thought that we were in the safe zone after passing through the roundabout, that Michael Shu......ma.........de like a young man just getting his driving license. He pecut all the way from that roundabout (the roundabout infront Metropolitan College) to Subang Parade.
Maybe u will say maybe that time there was no other car on the road, but that time was 2.30pm not 2.30am, think yourself........ He was horned about 3 to 4 times on the short distance journey. And a malay mak cik standing beside me called Allah dont know how many times. At the end, she chose to go down from the bus although that was not her initial destination.
Finally we cornered into a small lorong straight to the Subang KTM Station. The road was small, crowded and lots of people. But this driver like taking amphetamine, I LOVE U pill, ubat batuk, illegal menguatkan tenaga batin chinese traditional medicine imported from China that sold in Pasar Malam........he didnt care. He rempuh only. Straight to the end. Rempuh. Never had a second he was completely pressed the brake and made the bus's velocity turns to 0 km/h.
Passenger inside? Some was praying. Some was taking out plastic bag to get ready vomitting. Some tried to call police. Some tried to call Subang Jaya Medical Center. Some calling their mother or husband or wife and told them they love them............
And the best part was.............there was a T-junction. There was a Wira blocking the Bas Mini to corner inside to KTM Station. And guess what the driver did??? He sped onto the barrier beside the road. With 2 left-sided wheels on the grass beside the barrier, and the other 2 right-sided wheels on the bitumen road beside the barrier, that insane, noob, gila, jb (rude words), mh (rude words too) driver sped like that about 50 metres!!!!!
We were surely "amazed" by his driving skill. This was not the end of the story. When we thought that every unexpected yet dangerous yet adventurous yet risky stunts were over, the bus stopped at a slope infront of the station. When we all stood up and walked towards the door, suddenly the bus reversed back.
Walau!!!! Our nostril suddenly has no flesh (translated from Cantonese). At this moment, that Michael Shu.......ma.........de quickly pulled up the handbrake........ =.=
That was my journey from Summit to Subang KTM Station. Short journey but the driver made it the longest journey i ever experienced in my life.
(i think this is how HIS car look like at the bush behind his house)
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